Complete and Utter Happiness


I post all things "feel-good" I believe that life is wonderful and that I am so lucky to live in a world where such amazing things can happen!

Ask me anything! No promises I'll answer. Your likelihood of an answer increases the more grammatically correct you are, and if you somehow manage to type in some form of an accent.
the-timelord-at-hogwarts:

Ginny doesn’t get much appreciation. She was one of the most skilled students in DA and she helped Neville and Luna bring it back to rebel against Death Eaters in her sixth year. Let’s not forget how she helped Gryffindor win the Quidditch Cup when she was only fifteen, and how did she manage to do that? BECAUSE SHE’S A GOD WHEN PLAYING QUIDDITCH. She was able to secretly practice with her brothers brooms, that shows how clever Ginny was to use them without getting caught. And even though she had an epic crush on Harry when she was younger, she decided she was done waiting for him to notice her and that moping around was pointless. So she dated other guys and wasn’t ashamed at all. Ginny was also accepted into the Slug Club during her fifth year. Slughorn only accepted witches and wizards who he thought were determined and talented muggle fuckers. GINNY EVEN SURVIVED LITERALLY EVERY BATTLE THAT WAS CAUSED BY HARRY AND VOLDEMORT AND PUT UP WITH MAJOR BULLSHIT.
Ginny Weasley is a sassy bamf and no one can tell me other wise goodbye.

the-timelord-at-hogwarts:

Ginny doesn’t get much appreciation. She was one of the most skilled students in DA and she helped Neville and Luna bring it back to rebel against Death Eaters in her sixth year. Let’s not forget how she helped Gryffindor win the Quidditch Cup when she was only fifteen, and how did she manage to do that? BECAUSE SHE’S A GOD WHEN PLAYING QUIDDITCH. She was able to secretly practice with her brothers brooms, that shows how clever Ginny was to use them without getting caught. And even though she had an epic crush on Harry when she was younger, she decided she was done waiting for him to notice her and that moping around was pointless. So she dated other guys and wasn’t ashamed at all. Ginny was also accepted into the Slug Club during her fifth year. Slughorn only accepted witches and wizards who he thought were determined and talented muggle fuckers. GINNY EVEN SURVIVED LITERALLY EVERY BATTLE THAT WAS CAUSED BY HARRY AND VOLDEMORT AND PUT UP WITH MAJOR BULLSHIT.

Ginny Weasley is a sassy bamf and no one can tell me other wise goodbye.

Source: the-timelord-at-hogwarts

If you think you’re having a bad day

My evening yesterday started with me trying to shave my butt to surprise my boyfriend (Don’t pretend like you don’t have hair on your butt) and ended with me crying as he dabbed neosporin on a long cut perilously close to the starfish.

Moral of the story, leave your ass hair alone.

toopunktofuck:

whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do

I just want to tell them

did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him

u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom

Source: toopunktofuck

neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THESE!?!?!?

Source: neildegrassetyson

anneboleyns:

anneboleyns:

these stills of joffrey look like someone just said something really offensive

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Source: anneboleyns

People don’t like her because it’s the making of her, right now. When she, sometime soon in the future, becomes this person that she’s been kind of building up to, for the past three seasons, now four, then people will really begin to root for her. I think even the audience doesn’t realize she’s such a dark horse. If she acted badass and tried to kill everyone there, she would be dead by now! She’s so intelligent, and I can’t stress that enough. Courtesy is a lady’s armor. She’s using her courtesy to deceive people, and she’s using her former self as a facade, and it works so much to her advantage, because people still think she’s this naive, vulnerable, little girl, and she’s really not. She knows exactly what she’s doing. She knows what game she’s playing! And no one else does. And she’s learned from the best — Cersei, Margaery, Tyrion, Littlefinger, even Joffrey. She’s learned so much from these people, and they don’t even realize it. They’re unwittingly feeding her to become this great kind of manipulator. King’s Landing can either make or break a person, and in Sansa’s case, it’s making her.

Sophie Turner, in response to Sansa hate (x)

(via meerareed)

Tagged: YessI love SansaSo much

Source: beyonslays

dailymurf:

xfuckbarculturex:

Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell.

I’m not a cat person but the last one killed me

Source: olenna-redwyne

Source: delusioninabox

Products That Actually Smell Like Books

freeasthepaperburns:

Assouline Book Scented Candle image

Demeter Paperback Perfume

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Steidl Paper Passion Perfume 

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New Book Smell by Smell of Books Car Freshener 

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New Book Smell and Classic Musty Air Fresheners by Smell of Books 

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"In the Library" I Hate CB Perfume

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Oxford Library Scented Soy Candle 

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You’re welcome world

I showed this to my boyfriend and he told me that he has never sniffed a book before. Then we went on a book sniffing rampage and he wants to buy all of these things. =D

Tagged: BooksBook smell

Source: freeasthepaperburns

chauvinistsushi:

queeringfeministreality:

tommyistoofastforthisshit:

Can we start, when teenage girls come out as bisexual, saying congratulations and then offering support and information instead of questioning them, laughing at them and saying they’re lying?

YES.

Stop policing young women’s sexuality and start supporting it.

also stop asking if they’ll have a threesome with you

Source: tommyistoofastforthisshit